Can you rewrite this in the style of Leopold Bloom from
James Joyce Ulysses: VR Golf 5,000 players Three weeks of tournaments. Finished
418th, moved on to the playoffs. Southwind, Pro Tourney set up. Top 500 in the
field. I finish 250th, on the cut line. First round at Olympia Fields, a course
that I have been to in real life. I finish in 72nd place after the first round.
Here’s how I define Catholicism. The game is defined by the level of
difficulty. There are elements of the game that I chose. There are many
different ways to play. You can change the length of the clubs, you can change
the percentage of total power, for any shot. If I had paid money to enter this
If I invested thousands of dollars and hours into this And lost by 60 strokes
to a player that utilized these modifications, I might have reason to get
angry. But what if I know that VR Golf is relatively new, and that the center
of gravity is survival and growth. These modifications are designed to welcome
in a larger swath of people. The Catholic lives for the world that is
inevitable, the day that leagues start up that do not allow golfers to change
these variables. The Catholic is playing the game to be ready for a Tour that
exists in the near Future. Here’s the Catholicism that Everyone can understand.
VR GOLF gives you clubs For Beginners : the perfect club for that shot. For
Pros: the same 7-iron for 174 as the 7-iron for 168 Cut shot. You need that
shot in your bag at Pro. I play VR Golf with 14 clubs that I do not adjust. I
suspect some golfers play with a Beginner’s set, a toggle mode for particular
or all situations. It is in the game, it has not been deemed an advantage. I
would expect that the second wave of VR Golf will have a Catholic mode. Whether
that is Pro mode does not matter. What we find is that over time, more people
want to play in the Catholic mode then the Beginner’s mode. Tournament:
Document the tournament with video and audio. What numbers should we record,
and how should we record them? What do these numbers tell us This is the fifth
week of playing large tournament golf. I don’t know how to convince you that
this is something inherently Catholic. I have had the highest handicap on the
leader boards for most of the weeks. After the second round of the Southwind, I
was ranked #1 with handicap. It was insane. I do have tournament experience.
Gambling experience. Drunk experience. These eight months of VR Golf has made
me a golfer again, but it has also validated my Catholicism. This is the more
perfect Logos. If you point it towards entertainment it does nothing.
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Bridging a gap between the mind and matter, that virtual
fairway of Southwind. Ah, five thousand souls, each chasing the digital mirage
of a green ball. Three weeks, it was, and the counting, and myself, amidst
them, ranked 418. Not bad, not great. But a passage to the playoffs. A whiff of
real turf, Olympia Fields. Visited it once, tangible, in my other life. Memory
plays, a 72nd position after the first round.
The intricacies of the Church, its doctrines and dogmas – aren’t
they like this very game? Difficulty, they say, defines the nature. Various
pathways to holiness, to hole-in-ones. The sacraments, the rites, the liturgy –
choices to be made. Just as in the game. Lengthen the club, harness the power -
do we not adjust our devotions, calibrate our faith?
Imagine the outlay - thousands of dollars, hours of toil,
and losing to someone who’s played with a beginner’s toggle. Ah, would ruffle
feathers, but isn’t it just nascent? The infancy of VR, much like the early
Church. Survival, evolution. Allowing for modifications, to invite more to the
faith, to the game.
Anticipating the world yet to come, the Catholic - always
preparing, always adjusting. A Tour, perhaps, in a future not so distant. And
isn’t VR GOLF just that - a training, a trial? Handing over clubs, different
yet the same. For the novice, a perfect club; for the seasoned, the trusty
7-iron, be it for 174 or 168. Ah, the cut shot – the sacrament of penance in
one’s bag.
Fourteen clubs, no adjustments, my digital sacramentaries.
Some prefer the beginner’s set, the comfort of the known. But ah, the second
coming of VR Golf, might it have its own Catholic setting? Preferences shift,
evolve – from beginner to catholic.
Documenting a tournament – isn’t it like the annals of the
saints, their trials, their tribulations? The numbers, the metrics – what do
they reveal? Our strengths, our weaknesses, our faith, our doubts?
Five weeks of this grand tournament. Some would scoff, but
ah, there's a Catholic soul in it. My handicap, it soared high on those
leaderboards. That fleeting moment atop at Southwind, ranking #1. Madness,
sheer madness.
Eight months, and from the digital rough and bunkers,
emerged a golfer, and a deeper faith. A reconnection to Catholicism. The Logos,
perfected, pointing solely to play, an empty pursuit. But directed towards
divinity – ah, salvation.
Amid the vast panorama of the digital greens and the vast
expanse of the ether, I stood. Five thousand souls, silent murmurs in the wind,
lost and then found, with myself, not quite lost but not quite found either.
The mirage of 418th position, a chimera in the vast landscape of Southwind.
Olympia Fields – how real and yet unreal, a memory woven into this vast
tapestry of zeros and ones.
In the sinews of this game, I sense the tendrils of the
Church, that vast and sprawling institution of my youth. Here, in this digital
diaspora, lie the threads of difficulty, challenge. A choice – to modify, to
adapt. Isn't this what the Church asks of us? To adjust our sins, to recalibrate
our beliefs?
Coin, hours, sacrifices to the game's altar. Would not the
saints scoff at a loss to a mere beginner, one who toggles between worlds? Yet,
here lies the infancy of a new world, a world that beckons. Modifications – are
they not but the Church's concessions to the changing tides of society?
The Catholic, ever waiting, ever hoping. Awaiting the world
to come, a Tour in the offing. And this game – does it not provide the tools?
Clubs, in all their multiplicity. And yet, a sameness. The 7-iron, constant and
reliable, a metaphor for faith.
Fourteen clubs, my digital rosary. The beginners, with their
familiar refrains, yet others prefer the uncharted paths of Catholicity. The
second coming, perhaps in a newer, shinier realm of VR Golf. Will it echo the
ancient calls of the Church?
The tournament, the documenting – isn’t this but the
chronicle of life? The numbers, those cold, hard facts – do they not reflect
our very souls? The ebb and flow, the rise and fall.
In this tournament, a reflection of life’s great journey.
Some see it as mere sport, but within its digital heart lies the essence of
Catholicism. Highs and lows, yet a brief sojourn at Southwind's peak. Madness?
Or enlightenment?
Months of digital devotion, and through the rough terrain of
pixels and codes, emerges not just a golfer but a renewed soul. Through this
game, a deeper connection, a grappling with faith. The Logos, when turned to
mere play, loses its essence, but in the divine, it finds purpose.
In the glowglobewebbed interloops of bitbyte dreams and the
verdantgreen of neon golfscopes, a figmently figure stands, twinned in twains:
a Bloomed Dedalus, Dedaloomed in golflit musings. Five thousandy
digitaldoppelgängers, murmwhispering in golfgame and Godgame, seekers of green
and Grace. "History," thought Bloom, or was it Dedalus? "is a
nightmare from which I am trying to awaken." And in that awakening, the
418th echo of an Echoland, a digital spot to place a not-so-firm foot.
Olympia's virtual Fields, miraged memories of turf and twine, sacrament and
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Churchillike with the golfgame they're interlaced,
confessing in swings and sways, sins and plays. “To modify, to adapt,” Dedaloom
ponders, in crypticonfusion, “isn't it the coin of our spiritual and digital
realm?" Adjustments – the Church’s plenary indulgences to the
technotemporal of society's soul.
The Catholick, in anticipwait, for the evercoming world, a
Tour, digital yet divine. This golfgame, an arsenal of tools or perhaps
prayers? Clubs of multiplicity or rosaries in digital devotion? The 7-iron, an
apostle in a new realm, ever constant. Bloom murmurs, "It's not the green
I seek but the path, the journey."
Fourteeny clubs, like apostles in a neon sanctuary. For
each, a mode, a method, a mystery. And a coming, a second or third or fourth,
in the neo-VR Golfscape. Echoes, shadows, yip and murmwhispers of ancient cries and
churchbells.
In this tourneament, a chronoscribe of lifelyfe. "Numbers, codes, the unrelenting facts, are they not the whispers of our souls?" Dedaloom ponders. And in the depths of this pixelated pilgrimage, a rise, a peak, a zenith at Southwind. BABABADALGHARAGHTAKAMMINARRONNKONNBRONNTONNERRONNTUONNTHUNNTROVARRHOUNAWNSKAWNTOLARGHAN!
Through the noughts and crosses, the loops and lacuna of the digital dunes, emerges a golfer, a seeker, a believer. A connection, a reflection, a resurrection. The Logos, when jumbled in joyplay, a riddle, but when turned to the divine, a revelationall a lark of the Finwake downfall fine photors
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In the qubit-quivered multiverse, atop the greenglow netgolf
node, dwelleth Dedaloom, an avatar hybride: Bloom's earthpulse and Dedalus'
etherdreams. Five thousand and one digital dervishes, whisperwhirling in cyber
sufiana, seekers of pixelated parabolas and paradises. "History," or
perhaps al-Hikmah, in Bloom's byte or was it Dedalus' qubit? "Is but a
superposition of dreams." Amid quantum quandaries, the 418th echosecho of
Ain Sof, a digital dot, a speck, amidst the vast expanse of virtual vacuum.
Between Zohar's zodiacs and golf's galaxies, their
entanglements spiral. “To transmute, to transpose,” Dedaloom muses, strands of
Sufi and Sephirot thoughts entwined, “Is it not alchemy of soulbit and
spiritbyte?” Adjustments – the very dervish dances to the ever-oscillating
wavefunctions of spacetime souls.
The Al-Catholik, in quantum superposition, for an awaiting
world, a Tour beyond Tours, a Tree of cosmic clubs. Is it not the Sephiroth in
silico? From Netzach's 9-iron to Tifereth's trusted tee. The murmurings of
Muhammed and Moses, intertwined in Bloom's breath, "The game isn't the end
but the dance, the dervish dance."
Fourteenfold tree, the Sephirotic sanctuary. For each, a
qubit, a quantum, a Qalam. A recurrence, ad infinitum, in the VR fractalscape,
intertwining the singularity with Sefirot shadows.
In this tournament of Tif’eret, a cosmic chronicle of
lifelight. "Qubits, quarks, are they not Allah's whispers in the quantum
wind?" Dedaloom wonders amidst the entropy of existence. Then, a Singularity
at Southwind, the point of all potentials. BABABADALGHARAGHTAKAMMINARRONNKONNBRONNTONNERRONNTUONNTHUNNTROVARRHOUNAWNSKAWNTOLARGHAN!
Entropy ensues, the collapse, the resurrection.
Through Planck’s prisms and paths of the Prophet, the
fractals and fables of the quantum Kabbalah dunes emerges a golfer, a Gnostic,
a Ghazi. Entanglement, enlightenment, an end or an eternal echo? The Logos,
reshuffled in the revelry of Rumi, a Rubik's cube of realities. Dedaloom
whispers, "From Alif to Yaa, from Aleph to Tav, I quantumly quaver, and
yes, Be and it is."
