Are you this person? Or can you solve the Rubix Cube?
I can't.
Even with the directions right in front of you?
I can't.
Even with thirteen different videos explaining it step by step?
I can't.
Even with a personal tutor who actually shows you each individual move?
I can't.
What if I give you a million dollars?
Gimme that fuckin' Cube.
TIME. MONEY. WILL POWER. NOTHING WORKS I TELL YOU. NOTHING. THIS IS COMPLETELY STUPID, I'M A GOOD PERSON, AND THIS CUBE MAKES ME FEEL BAD. I HATE THIS CUBE. I HATE IT. FUCK YOU, FUCK THE RUBIX CUBE. FUCK YOU FOR MAKING ME FEEL INFERIOR. FUCK YOU FOR EVEN CREATING IT. I WILL NOT ALLOW YOU TO MAKE ME FEEL THIS WAY. I WILL NEVER LET ANYONE MAKE ME FEEL THIS WAY EVER AGAIN, AND I WILL NEVER LET ANYONE MAKE MY CHILDREN FEEL THIS WAY.
Where is that Voice coming from? Hey, who are you? And who are you to threaten ME?
HELP!
FUCK. I still can't solve the Cube. I just can't, I don't know what's wrong with me. What does this mean? Should I keep trying? I've been working on it for a month now and it seems like I'll never figure it out.
I BET THERE NEVER WAS A MILLION DOLLARS TO BEGIN WITH. YOU'RE A LIAR.
I KNOW YOU'RE A LIAR.
If you don't solve the Rubix Cube by the end of the year, I'm going to kill everyone you love, and then I'm going to throw you in Prison. Do you understand? DO YOU THINK I'M LYING NOW?
Get back to work.
Where is that Voice coming from? Hey, who are you? And who are you to threaten ME?
The clock is ticking…..
Though the term gets tossed around lightly on these interwebs, this post actually made me laugh out loud . . . not once but twice.
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