Minority Report: WKRP vs iABC vs FOXX

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"Herb Asher found in Linda Fox a kindred spirit, someone who understood the complexities of life under the rule of the false prophet, Rybys Rommey. Linda had her own secrets, her own struggles, but in Asher, she found someone who could share the burden, even if only for a moment."

If Elon buys 20th Century Fox, and merges FOX News with X, will the business be called Stanford and Son and will he change his name to Red FOXX

"When Elias Tate met Linda Fox, there was an immediate recognition, a sense that they were both players in a much larger game. Linda's cool exterior belied a deep well of knowledge and cunning, traits that Elias respected and knew he could use."

 

"TV was the morning star, the brightest star in the heavens. And now nothing remains of him but this."

"How he has fallen," Herb Asher said.

"And everything else with him," Linda said.

Together they went back downstairs to call the city. To have the machine come along to haul the remains away.

"Will TV ever be again as 

It once was?" Herb Asher said.

"Perhaps," she said. 

The Fox walked to the stereo and played a record by Swans for Herb Asher,  a record she plays at a deafening volume while watching silent films and drinking wine.

“Have I ever told you my theory about  synchronicity, how the female side of the male brain activates tachyon receptors?   That JFK’s head exploded from an inhuman bombardment of tachyons from mega-doses of Catholicism, Power, LSD, and Marilyn Monroe?  He experienced a quickening of epiphanies and synchronicities so intense-“

“The No-Bullet Theory” Herb said, “that there were no shooters that day in Dallas.  You mentioned it once, but please keep going.”